So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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