This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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