I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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