You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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