Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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