Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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