Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
