i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
