Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Randomize