I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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