no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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