This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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