Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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