Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This baby is an asshole
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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