***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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