You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize