He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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