so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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