Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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