I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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