My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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