New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
so let's talk penis.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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