I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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