He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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