At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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