the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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