I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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