you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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