why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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