did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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