I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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