i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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