you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize
