You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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