It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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