He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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