My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Of course I have a pirate flag
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
