I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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