chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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