it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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