The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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