im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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