I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My first STD was from a foam party
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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