They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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