and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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