I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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