I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
This toilet bowl is my home.
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