ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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