This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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