We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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