I feel like abortions should bother me more
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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