Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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