okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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