You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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