So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
now i know why i became what i already was.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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