giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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